Random Thoughts

I think that having Eric at work so much has made my mind wander farther than usual. Here are some random thoughts I've had in the past week or so.

1. Why do we say, "I feel like Orange Juice," or "I feel like pizza?" Does that mean you want to drink orange juice or that you feel sticky and wet?

2. If you lay on your side, and stick you hand straight up in the air, it looks freakishly long.

3. I bet if NASCAR let one guy drive with his wife in the passenger seat, he would win. Wives are excellent navigators and very helpful at seeing things their husbands miss.

4. I was pretty proud of the fact that I could still see my feet. Then Eric told me to stand up straight. Can't see my feet.

5. Why is that I can clean the whole house but then at the very end, I can't put the vacuum away?

6. Today, on my way home, I was 100 feet from my apartment and a train crossing the road stopped moving. What are you supposed to do in this situation? The guy behind me honked his horn and I laughed.

7. You know in Jurassic Park when the fat, bad guy throws the stick to get rid of the dinosaur? He tells the dino that he's stupid for not fetching the stick. I think that's just ignorance.

What are your random thoughts?